Conversa entre Bush e Condoleeza Rice

PS: Condoleeza Rice was the National Security Advisor.



George:
Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi:
Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George:
Great. Lay it on me.

Condi:
Hu is the new leader of China.

George:
That's what I want to know.

Condi:
That's what I'm telling you.

George:
That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi:
Yes.

George:
I mean the fellow's name.

Condi:
Hu.

George:
The guy in China.

Condi:
Hu.

George:
The new leader of China.

Condi:
Hu.

George:
The Chinaman!

Condi:
Hu is leading China.

George:
Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi:
I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George:
Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi:
That's the man's name.

George:
That's who's name?

Condi:
Yes.

George:
Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi:
Yes, sir.

George:
Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi:
That's correct.

George:
Then who is in China?

Condi:
Yes, sir.

George:
Yassir is in China?

Condi:
No, sir.

George:
Then who is?

Condi:
Yes, sir.

George:
Yassir?

Condi:
No, sir.

George:
Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me
the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi:
Kofi?

George:
No, thanks.

Condi:
You want Kofi?

George:
No.

Condi:
You don't want Kofi.

George:
No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then
get me the U.N.

Condi:
Yes, sir.

George:
Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi:
Kofi?

George:
Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi:
And call who?

George:
Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi:
Hu is the guy in China.

George:
Will you stay out of China?!

Condi:
Yes, sir.

George:
And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi:
Kofi.

George:
All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.